Showing posts with label 03 - Humour. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 03 - Humour. Show all posts
Tuesday, 3 March 2015
Friday, 13 February 2015
Some Light Humour ...
Never thought one
will have to be prepared for this … better get going J !!!!
Do not believe
it is as bad !!!
This thought
does resonate with me … !!!
Fun With Language
If swimming is a good exercise to stay FIT, why are whales FAT??
Why is the place in a stadium where people SIT, called a STAND?
Why is that everyone wants to go to HEAVEN but nobody wants to DIE?
Shall I say that there is racial discrimination even in chess as the WHITE
piece is moved FIRST?
In our country, we have FREEDOM of SPEECH, then why do we have TELEPHONE
BILLS?
If money doesn't grow on TREES then why do banks have BRANCHES?
Why doesn't GLUE stick to its BOTTLE?
Why do you still call it a BUILDING when its already BUILT?
If its true that we are here to HELP others, what are others HERE for?
If you aren’t supposed to DRINK and DRIVE why do bars have PARKING lots?
If All The Nations In The World Are In Debt, Where Did All The Money Go..?
When Dog Food Is New With Improved Taste, Who Tests It..?
If The "Black Box" Flight Recorder Is Never Damaged During A Plane Crash,
Why Isn't The Whole Airplane Made Out Of That Stuff..?
Who Copyrighted The Copyright Symbol..?
Can You Cry Under Water..?
Why Do People Say "You've Been Working Like A Dog" When Dogs Just Sit
Around All Day..?
We are Living in a seriously funny world.....
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