How To Install Love?

How to install love? - Julia Fernandes

 

Customer: Can you install Love?

 

Service: Yes, I think I can. The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located your Heart?

 

Customer: Yes, I have, but there are several programs running right now. Is it okay to install while they are running?

 

Service: What programs are running?

 

Customer: Let me see… I have Past-hurt.exe, Low-esteem.exe, Grudge.exe and Resentment.com running right now.

 

Service: No problem. Love will automatically erase Past-hurt.exe from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programs. Love will eventually overwrite Low-esteem.exe with a module of its own, called High-esteem.exe. However, you have to completely turn off Grudge.exe and Resentment.com. Those programs prevent Love from being properly installed. Can you turn those off?

 

Customer: I don’t know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?

 

Service: My pleasure. Go to your Start menu and invoke Forgiveness.exe. Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge.exe and Resentment.com have been completely erased.

 

Customer: Okay, I’m done. Love has started installing itself automatically. Is that normal?

 

Service: Yes it is. You should receive a message that says it will reinstall for the life of your Heart. Do you see that message?

 

Customer: Yes I do. Is it completely installed?

 

Service: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other Hearts to get the upgrades.

 

Service:  Love is freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everybody you are meeting. They will in turn share it with other people, and they will return some really neat modules back to you.

 

Customer: I will. Thank you for your help.

 

Service: You’re very welcome.